Friday, August 20, 2010

WTF? #2

The Source of Nancy's Inspiration.

Recently the Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi, called for an investigation into who is funding anybody opposed to the Mosque construction in New York City saying, "And I join those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque is being funded."

Thus yet another Right Wind Conspiracy is hatched.

This woman is delusional and should lay off the medical reefer she must get in the Bay Area.

When asked about the source of her information on the opposition funding, the Speaker was photographed explaining that she receives encoded secret insights from Norom, the Ruler of the Planet Larebil.

Come and get me, Nancy, just bring the hydro with you.

Friday, August 6, 2010


Charlie Rangel talks with God

Rep. Charlie Rangel recently addressed a crowd at Columbia University and revealed that God told him not to cop a plea to avoid a public trial on ethics charges.

This morning I had a conversation with the Creator, who told me He doesn't remember ever talking with Charlie.

When a news reporter in the crowd asked Rep. Rangel what action he will take if found Guilty, Charlie was photographed (see above) explaining, in detail,  how he will shoot himself in the head with two pistols.

What a POS.