Thursday, April 19, 2012

Prick files lawsuit seeking justice & his foreskin

Dean Cochrun, a 28 year old inmate in a South Dakota prison, wants his foreskin back after Sanford Hospital performed a circumcision, 28 years ago.

The lawsuit states, in part:

"I was recently made aware of the fact that I had been (circumcised) and that… I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person,” 

WTF? He just discovered he was circumcised ?? The winters in South Dakota must be long and very cold.

Mr. Cochrun's foreskin did not return our phone calls for comment.

We eagerly await the tearful reunion and will report further.

McDonald's Newest Drink: The McLugie

The inventor of the drink.

In Simpsonville, South Carolina, Marvin Washington Jr., 19, was charged with unlawful/malicious tampering with food. He has been released from jail on $5,000 bond.

Greenville County investigators say surveillance video caught Washington leaning over the cups before he filled them Saturday at the Simpsonville restaurant. Authorities say the customers discovered phlegm when they removed the lids of the drinks to add more sugar because the iced tea still was not sweet enough.