Thursday, April 19, 2012

Prick files lawsuit seeking justice & his foreskin

Dean Cochrun, a 28 year old inmate in a South Dakota prison, wants his foreskin back after Sanford Hospital performed a circumcision, 28 years ago.

The lawsuit states, in part:

"I was recently made aware of the fact that I had been (circumcised) and that… I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person,” 

WTF? He just discovered he was circumcised ?? The winters in South Dakota must be long and very cold.

Mr. Cochrun's foreskin did not return our phone calls for comment.

We eagerly await the tearful reunion and will report further.

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