Tuesday, October 22, 2013

ObamaCare Expands Coverage: Assholes Rejoice

Typical Alien Examination
Drawing Courtesy of NASA
During Obama's Press conference yesterday, a reporter brought up the fact up that more Americans claim to be abducted by aliens and examined than have secured insurance coverage and/or registered on the ObamaCare website.
In a bold move, the ever forward thinking Obama announced today that, effective immediately, ObamaCare will provide medical coverage for all medical examinations performed in alien motherships.
In a Refried Confusion exclusive, Obama gushed:
"No other country in the world has provided assholes with this type of comprehensive coverage and this applies to pre-existing assholes as well!