Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Texas College Student Expands Definition of "Stupid"

Dereon Tayronne Kelly

A Texas A&M student was arrested, in College Station, for using his cell phone to transmit a bomb threat email to the TAMU Computing Services Office. The incident occurred this past Friday and the campus was evacuated. Mr. Kelly is being held in the Brazos County Jail on $150,000 bond.

The Planned Parenthood Center for Choice in Bryan, Tx has chosen Mr. Kelly for their "Living Advertisement for Birth Control" and his mugshot, depicted above, will be printed on all future packages of condoms.

Law enforcement officials have informed us that Mr. Kelly's higher education will continue in the county jail and the suspect was quickly enrolled in Soap Dropping 101.

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