Tuesday, November 13, 2012
60,402 Brain-Dead Texans Sign Petition To Cecede From Union
Being a native son, Texas is very near and dear to my heart.
The recently circulated Petition to the Obama Administration asks the feds to let us withdraw from the USA. Hell, boys, where are your cajones? Why don't you just do it without asking the liberal pussies? Because the people who started this petition and all who signed it didn't really think this through, that's why.
If Texas became a Republic again all Federal funds would dry up. No more Social Security, Medicare, Army, Navy, Coast Guard or military hardware. Our borders would be wide open and Mexico would want us back under their wing. We would need a currency...backed by what...oil, cattle and bullshit? Texas would get no more funding for our vast system of roads and interstate freeways.
I don't know anybody who is happy with the results of the recent election but this petition is a left-handed handjob in a right-handed world.
God Bless Texas.
Posted by Ernesto at 11/13/2012 09:23:00 AM