Thursday, November 1, 2012

OCTOMOM: After Rehab Will Appear at Deer Lease

LOS ANGELES  — "Octomom" Nadya Suleman has checked herself into a rehabilitation center, citing her addiction to Pay Pal and sleazy publicity, a spokeswoman for the mother of 14 said Tuesday.

Hillbilly Haven Productions Entertainment Director,  Robert K,  announced yesterday that a written contract has been concluded with Octomom's agent. Robert states, "She (Octomom) will appear at our deer lease and dance on the picnic table under the Blue Pavilion. Negotiations with Octomom's people were grueling. The most difficult aspect of the agreement was naturally the price. We eventually booked the Octomom for a case of Bud, four bags of Slim Jim Jerky and a small bag of hydro. The guys at the lease are all salivating but they're barely civilized pigs."

This reporter admits to being creeped out by the whole thing.

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