A man in Ogden, Utah named Todd May believes he's in possession of fossilized Bigfoot skull. May, a semi-retired” private investigator, discovered the "skull" near the mouth of Ogden Canyon about 6 weeks ago while looking for fossils. According to one paleontologist who examined the "fossil", the Sasquatch skull looks just like a rock.
We could no resist talking with this man. Below is transcription of our short phone interview with Mr. May:
Ernesto: We really appreciate you taking the time to speak with us.
Todd May: It’s my pleasure.
Ernesto: Tell us, Todd, how does one go about searching for proof of Bigfoot?
Todd May: Well, to tell the truth, I wasn't looking for Bigfoot when I made this discovery.
Ernesto: What were you looking for?
Todd May: The Muffin Man.
Ernesto: I’m not sure I heard you correctly…can you speak up, please?
Todd May: The Muffin Man, The Muffin Man.
Ernesto: The Muffin Man????
Todd May: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Ernesto: Who lives in Drury Lane?
Todd May: Exactly.
Ernesto: What inspires you to begin such searches?
Todd May: I smoke hydro and read The Book of Mormon.
Todd May: Pinkie swear.
Ernesto: That’s……..interesting, Todd.
Todd May: Do you any more questions?
Ernesto: No, you’ve said enough already, Todd.