Sunday, June 30, 2013

Utah Man Finds Bigfoot Skull

A man in Ogden, Utah named Todd May believes he's in possession of fossilized Bigfoot skull. May, a semi-retired” private investigator, discovered the "skull" near the mouth of Ogden Canyon about 6 weeks ago while looking for fossils. According to one paleontologist who examined the "fossil", the Sasquatch skull looks just like a rock.

We could no resist talking with this man. Below is transcription of our short phone interview with Mr. May:

Ernesto: We really appreciate you taking the time to speak with us.

Todd May: It’s my pleasure.

Ernesto: Tell us, Todd, how does one go about searching for proof of Bigfoot?

Todd May: Well, to tell the truth, I wasn't looking for Bigfoot when I made this discovery.

Ernesto: What were you looking for?

Todd May: The Muffin Man.

Ernesto: I’m not sure I heard you correctly…can you speak up, please?

Todd May: The Muffin Man, The Muffin Man.

Ernesto: The Muffin Man????

Todd May: Do you know the Muffin Man?

Ernesto: Who lives in Drury Lane?

Todd May: Exactly.

Ernesto: What inspires you to begin such searches?

Todd May: I smoke hydro and read The Book of Mormon.

Ernesto: Really?

Todd May: Pinkie swear.

Ernesto: That’s……..interesting, Todd.

Todd May: Do you any more questions?

Ernesto: No, you’ve said enough already, Todd.


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