Thursday, July 18, 2013

Trailer Park Dinner Theater - Episode 1

 
Love that neck tat, Neola
 
 
PELICAN BAY, Texas 
 
A 62-year-old widow has been charged with murder after her long-missing husband was found buried in the front yard of their rural North Texas home.
 
Neola Robinson is charged in the death of her husband Ervin Robinson, who was reported missing by his employer in May 2010.
 
Lonny Haschel, a spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety, says Texas Rangers arrested Robinson on Saturday. The arrest took place after authorities exhumed the husband's remains Tuesday from the yard of their mobile home in Pelican Bay, about 20 miles northwest of Fort Worth.
 
This whole saga exemplifies Bad Form in so many ways we just don't know where to begin.
 
First of all, the story is somewhat misleading. The dead husband was not really missing if SHE knew where he was the whole time, right?
 
Then there the issue of a burial in the front yard. This reeks of inexperience because it is common knowledge that nobody buries relatives in the front yard...well, not any more.
 
Even without the involvement of law enforcement, it was just a matter of time before she had a sub-grade plumbing leak and poor Ervin was discovered by the Rooter-Rooter guy.
 
Some white people just have too many problems.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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