"Shrimp-dick? I don't think so"
Photos of Joe Biden's debate practice have been delivered to this office.
In a Refried Confusion exclusive, we have learned that Joe Biden plans to brag about the size of his penis in the Vice Presidential Debate later tonight.
Further strategies include Joe's soulful harmonica rendition of the Jethro Tull classic, "Thick as a brick" and his effort to reach out to African-American voters, "Unca Joe gonna take good care of all his homies."