Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Post Debate Relaxation

Last night's debate was HD chloroform and if it were not for that Red Bull enema I would still be in a coma.

At the conclusion of the program I was winding down with a neat scotch and wondered how Obama and Romney relaxed. Here is what we found out:

His Ass-Holiness Obama got a handjob from Candy Crowley. "I pretended it was awesome" gushed the President.

At the same time, across town, Romney stripped down to his Mormon "Home of the Whopper" underwear and got on the floor to play with his Joseph Smith Action Figure. Sources close to Romney report that his action figure collection of Smith's 24 wives is complete.

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