Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Texas Scientists Sequence Bigfoot DNA & Discover New Minority

                   Sasquatch X (Dem) to run for Texas Govenor

DALLAS, November 24, 2012 -  Dr. Melba S. Ketchum of Nacogdoches, TX has confirmed that her team has sequenced 3 complete Sasquatch nuclear genomes and determined the species is a human hybrid:

"Our data indicate that the North American Sasquatch is a hybrid species, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens."

Ketchum calls on public officials and law enforcement to immediately recognize the Sasquatch as an indigenous people:

“Genetically, the Sasquatch are a human hybrid with unambiguously modern human maternal ancestry. Government at all levels must recognize them as an indigenous people and immediately protect their human and Constitutional rights against those who would see in their physical and cultural differences a ‘license’ to hunt, trap, or kill them.”

County governments throughout East Texas report a huge influx of Sasquatch lining up at state offices to apply for state ID cards, Texas Unemployment, Food Stamps and Voter Registration Cards.

No place like Texas.

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