Thursday, March 7, 2013

Hugo Chavez - Good, Better and Best

Sean, mi amor!

The Good:

Finally, this vile creature, this Boil on the Butt of Mankind has died. It is reported "He suffered a lot" as he battled an unspecified cancer in the pelvic region.  Damned, that had to hurt.

The Better:

As of this writing, Hugo Chavez remains dead.

The Best:

Today we learned that a military source advised the Associated Press that "He (Chavez) couldn't speak but he said it with his lips ... 'I don't want to die. Please don't let me die.'

Another source, close to Chavez, said the President of Venezuela, "Lloré como una niña, mierda en su camuflaje ropa interior Hanes y luego murió, agarrando su muñeca de Justin Bieber". (Cried like a little girl, shit in his camo Hanes underwear and then died clutching his Justin Bieber doll.)

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