Thursday, March 20, 2014

Jesus: Fred Phelps was an asshole

The face of evil in a funny hat
Jesus of Nazareth speaks out on the death of Fred Phelps:

"Let me begin by stating that I never spoke or revealed anything to this asshole.  Actually it was my idea to call Irritable Bowel Syndrome Fred Phelps Disease but I was overruled by a Higher Politically Correct Power. To all my LGBT friends out there, please rest assured that Fred is the only gay person I don't love and I have a big surprise waiting for him."


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