The solution is just out of reach
In an unprecedented bold move Obama has decided to "unfriend" Vladimir Putin on the Presidential Facebook page.
The White House described this move as having a "withering effect" on Putin. The Far Left was less than enthusiastic with this limp wristed gesture introducing a Senate Bill stipulating Putin's entire Facebook account be deleted and the empty bandwidth be beamed into outer space.
Governor Rick Perry (R-Tex) demanded all Russian assets under American jurisdiction be frozen and distributed to Texas citizens so we can, "buy more guns and ammo to take care of those commie sons of bitches."
God Bless Texas.