One more reason to stay away from Walmart

 

 

Marshall, TX

 

 

Christopher Hamilton, 27, has been charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Marshall authorities say around 5:50 a.m. Sunday officers responded to the Walmart in the 1700 block of East End Blvd where a man was reportedly swinging a hatchet at people. Several people were injured. Hamilton ran off to a nearby wooded area where he was later found. Hamilton currently being held in the Harrison County Jail. 

 

Refried Confusion visited Chris, where he is a guest of Harrison County. During our interview, Mr. Hamilton informed us that he brought his own hatchet to the store because, "Them cheap-ass Chinese hatchets over in Sporting Goods woulda broke." (He cannot plead insanity) When questioned about his motive, Chris replied, "I missed the big sale on Black Friday and when I got here today Wally raised the price on deer corn again...I went berserk."

 

We feel your pain, bro.

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 



ObamaCare Expands Coverage: Assholes Rejoice

Typical Alien Examination

Drawing Courtesy of NASA

 

 

 

During Obama's Press conference yesterday, a reporter brought up the fact up that more Americans claim to be abducted by aliens and examined than have secured insurance coverage and/or registered on the ObamaCare website.

 

In a bold move, the ever forward thinking Obama announced today that, effective immediately, ObamaCare will provide medical coverage for all medical examinations performed in alien motherships.

 

In a Refried Confusion exclusive, Obama gushed:

 

"No other country in the world has provided assholes with this type of comprehensive coverage and this applies to pre-existing assholes as well!

 

 

 





Can you see your house?

Artist’s impression shows how the Milky Way galaxy would look seen from almost edge on

More Sons of Obama

 

          The Disease                      

 

 

What the nation suffers is leprosy -- a scary cultural and societal decay that is only more advanced in many black and Hispanic urban communities. It's present, too, in a growing number of white underclass communities (here and in Europe). For too long, that leprosy has been spreading to the broader culture with all its attendant sickness.

 We have the progressives to thank for the contagion. In fact, let's thank the left for Luna, Edwards, and Jones right now. Over the decades, the left's compassionate government policies have done to the black underclass what earlier Americans did to the Indians: made them dependents on Uncle Sam. Indians were welfare-ized and quarantined on reservations.


The nation's hoods and increasingly, barrios are modern-day reservations, where independence, initiative, self-worth, and self-respect have been stripped from residents. Where family, community, and church have been debased in favor of the government handout machine... and minority leaders who pimp their own people for gain. And... a white liberal political establishment that profits handsomely from subjugated minorities.



Please read the complete article:
The Hood Comes to Duncan, Oklahoma by J. Robert Smith

Thanks to FeralCat as well.

Obama: Uncle Ho + Jefferson = BFF

 

Obama's revisionist views of our history

 

 

 

Last week when Barack Obama met with Truong Tan Sang, the president of Vietnam,  the pair publicly shared this lie: 

Obama: " And we discussed the fact that Ho Chi Minh was actually inspired by the U.S. Declaration of Independence and Constitution, and the words of Thomas Jefferson."

Please take a few seconds to re-read this quote.

In a Refried Confusion exclusive, Obama's further remarks are as follows:

"Ho Chi Minh and myself have much in common. We both love puppies (in a nice wine reduction)."

This lie has never been perpetuated by any American President and is disgusting.

The Greatest Civil Rights Issue of the 21st Century



All this time I thought we were becoming more tolerant

My Fellow Americans,

It is with great sorrow and angst that I assist in bringing this issue to the light of day. I cringe in endless shame at the thought that somehow I did not see this problem coming. What could I have done different to eradicate the evil thrust upon my brethren?

Even Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson did not see this on the racial horizon.

Yes, it's true....the porn industry is racist !!!

Such is the enlightened position taken by Keli Goff in her blog, The Root:

"In an age in which multiracial families are among the fastest growing in the nation, it is hard to fathom that there is a national industry, $10 billion strong, in which interracial couplings are considered career suicide. It seems that the historical taboo of black men sleeping with white women is one sexual hang-up that even the porn industry is unwilling to get over."

On behalf of the entire human race, I wish to thank Ms. Goff for shining the Light of Justice into an otherwise dark corner of oppressive cracker history.

I implore you to write Obama and demand that white female porn stars be lawfully required to entertain black dong in every instance of porn.

Write Obama here.

God Bless America

Next Months Rolling Stone's Cover

 

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/

 

 

 



Sky News reports that one of the terrorist murder suspects, 28-year-old Michael Adebolajo of Essex, pictured above, was attacked in London’s Belmarsh prison.

Adebolajo apparently lost his two front teeth in the Wednesday attack, the BBC reported.

The crude prison dental procedure of  removing the front teeth will facilitate the insertion of cylindrical objects into the mouth of the suspect.