Women don't say what they mean

 

 

Melissa Bopp

 

 

 

 

FORT BIERCE, FLORI-DUH

 

Local police say a Florida woman stabbed her soon-to-be husband in front of her child because he wouldn’t take her to a liquor store. 

 
Melissa Bopp was charged with aggravated battery after she attacked Cedric Henry with a “large knife.”

Immediately prior to the stabbing, Bopp had asked Henry to take her to the store to buy liquor, according to a Fort Bierce Police report. Henry refused, saying he didn’t want to drive intoxicated.

After the stabbing, Henry was taken to a hospital in an unknown condition. His grandmother says the couple was supposed to be married next week.

Our Refried Confusion reporter caught up with Melissa at the jail. When asked for a comment, Ms. Bopp replied " I have learned that me and Cedric should have had serious discussions while planning to get married. My fiancé needs to understand that what I was really asking is 'Do you want to go to the liquor store or do you want me to stab you?'

I love a woman with spirit.

 

 

 



The Race Card is a Joker

No shit

Murder suspect Chung Kim shows Refried Confusion Reporter the size of the dog turd in question

 

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Jan. 6 (UPI) -- Jury selection in the capital murder trial of a Dallas, Texas man who is accused of killing his upstairs neighbors last year because they left dog feces outside of his door is set to begin today.

 

According to police, Chung Kim, 75, killed Michelle Jackson and then went upstairs to kill her boyfriend, Jamie Stafford. The dispute began because Kim was upset by the way that the couple would allegedly wash their dog’s urine and feces off of their patio down onto his patio.

 

 



One more reason to stay away from Walmart

 

 

Marshall, TX

 

 

Christopher Hamilton, 27, has been charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Marshall authorities say around 5:50 a.m. Sunday officers responded to the Walmart in the 1700 block of East End Blvd where a man was reportedly swinging a hatchet at people. Several people were injured. Hamilton ran off to a nearby wooded area where he was later found. Hamilton currently being held in the Harrison County Jail. 

 

Refried Confusion visited Chris, where he is a guest of Harrison County. During our interview, Mr. Hamilton informed us that he brought his own hatchet to the store because, "Them cheap-ass Chinese hatchets over in Sporting Goods woulda broke." (He cannot plead insanity) When questioned about his motive, Chris replied, "I missed the big sale on Black Friday and when I got here today Wally raised the price on deer corn again...I went berserk."

 

We feel your pain, bro.

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 



ObamaCare Expands Coverage: Assholes Rejoice

Typical Alien Examination

Drawing Courtesy of NASA

 

 

 

During Obama's Press conference yesterday, a reporter brought up the fact up that more Americans claim to be abducted by aliens and examined than have secured insurance coverage and/or registered on the ObamaCare website.

 

In a bold move, the ever forward thinking Obama announced today that, effective immediately, ObamaCare will provide medical coverage for all medical examinations performed in alien motherships.

 

In a Refried Confusion exclusive, Obama gushed:

 

"No other country in the world has provided assholes with this type of comprehensive coverage and this applies to pre-existing assholes as well!

 

 

 





Can you see your house?

Artist’s impression shows how the Milky Way galaxy would look seen from almost edge on

More Sons of Obama

 

          The Disease                      

 

 

What the nation suffers is leprosy -- a scary cultural and societal decay that is only more advanced in many black and Hispanic urban communities. It's present, too, in a growing number of white underclass communities (here and in Europe). For too long, that leprosy has been spreading to the broader culture with all its attendant sickness.

 We have the progressives to thank for the contagion. In fact, let's thank the left for Luna, Edwards, and Jones right now. Over the decades, the left's compassionate government policies have done to the black underclass what earlier Americans did to the Indians: made them dependents on Uncle Sam. Indians were welfare-ized and quarantined on reservations.


The nation's hoods and increasingly, barrios are modern-day reservations, where independence, initiative, self-worth, and self-respect have been stripped from residents. Where family, community, and church have been debased in favor of the government handout machine... and minority leaders who pimp their own people for gain. And... a white liberal political establishment that profits handsomely from subjugated minorities.



Please read the complete article:
The Hood Comes to Duncan, Oklahoma by J. Robert Smith

Thanks to FeralCat as well.